I had been living in Will’s wardrobe for three days before I heard anything. It only occurred to me then that I had concealed myself on a Friday afternoon and had been staking out Will’s office over the weekend, when no one was there. Luckily it is a walk-in wardrobe, necessary to house Will’s collection of t-shirts with witty slogans on them, which he never wears any more because of ‘the fucking hipsters’, but refuses to throw away. I was able to get up and stretch my legs, but all I had to eat was a wheel of cheese that was so cheap I couldn’t pass it up. I soon realised that it had been reduced because it was out of date and by this point it was so caked in mould and t-shirt fluff that I could have crumbled it over a bed of baby-gem lettuce and cherry tomatoes and charged twenty-two quid for it in Deane’s Deli.
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This Is Not A TV Show
IN STORES NOW#61: In Elegance
This was the first In Stores Now shoot of 2012 – and its a goodun. A young talented and potentially lethal Belfast band called In Elegance – we tried a few set ups, threw out a few ideas and threw in a surprising acoustic version of a Pixies track and – well as you can see – the result was spectacular.
The band are playing dates in Cork, Dublin and Limerick in February and March – so look out for them if you’re there.
IN STORES NOW#60: Tim Wheeler & Emmy The Great
In Stores Now is 60 today – for nearly two years now we’ve brought you this innovative acoustic series, where the premise is we film bands playing off the stage and in kitchens, shops and alleyways around Ireland. Bands play out of their comfort zones, stripped down and with whatever they have to hand to play with. Some bands shine, others fall flat but we film them anyway – that’s the beauty of this wild experiment. It’s been loud, it’s been quiet, it’s been sacred it’s been profane, but it’s always, always, been a great laugh.
We’ve always brought you the best new music from Ireland north & south, and on our 50th episode we brought you something rather special by bringing you an artist we considered to be a pretty big deal.
But now the series is officially 60 episodes old, and to celebrate, we’ve gone up a notch. From Downpatrick, here is the amazing Tim Wheeler (from a band called Ash) and, from London, the amazing Emma-Lee Moss (also called Emmy The Great), performing a Sleater-Kinney cover in Tim’s mum’s kitchen. Now you don’t see that everyday (unless you’re a bandwidth subscriber of course).
Dub-Shit
Definitely my favourite month.
You may have been wondering what happened to Will and me. Or you may not, how the fuck would I know? The point is I’m going to tell you.
After a well deserved Christmas break I returned to the Bandwidth building bright and early on the January 1st with a spring in my step. I had been meaning to see a doctor about it, but what with being drunk for an entire month I just hadn’t gotten round to it. It appears to have been a psychosomatic issue, because what I found at HQ (that’s right, we use professional-sounding lingo) destroyed my mood worse than a badly timed shot of Ron Jeremy’s O-face in a cheap porno, and my tottering short person walk returned almost immediately. The place was a shit tip. Smashed windows covered with cardboard, the unmistakeable stench of a backed up toilet, rats building little houses out of discarded syringes, and by far the worst of all, Michael Barrymore appeared to be squatting there.
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BANDWIDTH CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: Feet For Wings
A very happy Christmas from Bandwidth and Feet For Wings. An extra special thank you to everyone who gave to the BandwidthAid event in Summer 2011 – your deep hearted generosity helped us to keep going and growing stronger.
Thank you and Merry Christmas.
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16.12.11
IN STORES NOW#59: The Jepettos
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07.12.11
Hilden Ale & Music Festival 2011
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30.11.11
Hallowe’en Hoedown
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20.11.11
IN STORES NOW#58: Naoimh O’Hagan
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18.11.11
Copper Headed Galway Girl
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04.11.11
There Will Be Beheadings
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29.10.11
Happy Hallowe’en!!
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28.10.11
This Is Not This Is Not A Review
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18.10.11
Chris Campbell (Redux)
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14.10.11
Strictly Come Boning
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30.09.11
Exploding Heads, Exposing Breasts


